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[essentialsaltes]

Saw a woman today in her convertible. She'd had so much plastic surgery, she looked like a gelfling.

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[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

Sounds pretty scary. It wasn't by any chance a pink Corvette, was it?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Nope, not Angelyne.

[sjo.livejournal.com]

Every now and then I think, "Oh, maybe I'll get a boob lift," or "Oh, I could get the double chin taken care of." Then I hear of examples like this, and decide that my slightly round but natural self is probably more pleasant than the alternatives.

[nephthys510.livejournal.com]

depends on your level of reality and the competence of your doctor.

[aaronjv.livejournal.com]

I saw Angelyne stuck in traffic heading west on the 101 in Studio City the other day, in her pink Corvette. On the cel phone, of course.

Got a good look at her, because even though we were traveling in opposite directions, we were in adjacent lanes, neither of us moving faster than 10mph (traffic is great).

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

I used to know a girl, her name was Mary Zelaya, she looked like a Gelfling naturally. She HAAAAAAATED being told that she looked like a Gelfling.

[chartreusekitty.livejournal.com]

Funny. We used to call my youngest brother Gelfling. He's tall, super skinny, very blond, and very eastern European, think Transvilvania