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essentialsaltes ([personal profile] essentialsaltes) wrote2004-06-05 01:10 pm
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Keep an eye out for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!



For some time, I've been considering this rash act. It came with my realization that May 2004 marks the point where I've spent half my life in a relationship with Rebecca. Another important consideration was the removal of a long-time obstacle. Rebecca had often stated that, as a form of protest, she wouldn't get married until the US recognized gay marriage. I don't know how seriously she took her protest, but the judicial system in Massachusetts seems to have broken that barrier down.
Of course, another thing that Rebecca said was that, if I were to propose to her, I had to do it properly: ring, bended knee, and no trace of camera crews, skywriting, blimps or other embarrassing paraphernalia that might serve to make a spectacle of us.
So I spent some time looking for a ring. Going to jewelry stores was depressing, as they were full of crappy crap. Expensive crap. I tried a couple antique jewelry places, but nothing was quite right, and much of it looked... used. I mean if it was grandma's ring, that'd be one thing, but if it's from random stranger's estate, I didn't see the point. So, true child of the Information Age that I am, I walked the streets of the internet, and found a decent site that makes antique reproduction jewelry. Rebecca loves garnets, so she got a cheapo semi-precious stone for her ring. (Score!) Well, there's also a couple specks of diamond that you can see under strong light if you squint. The rhodolite garnet is a bit rosy-purplier than your average deep red garnet. The ring itself is white gold in an 'Art Deco' filigree, and I like the design quite a bit, after having seen so many really atrocious ones.
Anyway, I popped the question Thursday evening after performing some lame prestidigitation by which I produced the ring out of a fortune cookie that accompanied our oh-so-romantic kung pao chicken and Szechuan beef. I whipped it out, got onto one knee, babbled something or other and thrust it on her finger when she gave the ok. Gents, I've discovered that the ring works a remarkable hypnotic effect on the female. As you pour your heart out, just move the ring slightly from side to side and watch the birdlike gaze of your sweetheart follow the shiny object. Soon they realize that the only way to get the shiny thing is to say "Yes". Piece of cake.
After that, we broke out the Veuve Clicquot (and later the Knappogue whisky).

I don't wanna upstage the birthday boys tonight, so if I see any of youse there, don't make too big a fuss.

[identity profile] mayxbo5.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
CONGRATULATIONS!

THAT IS AWESOME!

[identity profile] mayxbo5.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
wait... is that what you say?

[identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Yes, 'congratulations' works just fine in this case, especially when talking to the bride to be. When addressing the potential groom (when the couple has lived together) it's also customary to shake your head sadly and inquire, "Why are you buying the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"

[identity profile] ladyeuthanasia.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)

Congratulations to you and your charming bride! Hugs and kisses to you both. :D

And I love that rhodolite garnet, too. How beautiful! I'd be very attentive if someone waved that in front of me, yes.

[identity profile] hommieggg.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, congrats!!! i'm really happy for the both of you!

[identity profile] bellwethr.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Woohoo!

Congratulations!!!

Great setting style by the way.... Alison's ring was white gold art-deco filigree as well! :)

[identity profile] n0t2shabby.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad! Best wishes!

[identity profile] aaronjv.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Shit.


Congratulations. Who's going to do your cecremony? It's going to be better than ours, isn't it? Gah!

Wait, this means a bachelor party, right?

WOO!

[identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations. Who's going to do your cecremony?

I haven't got the faintest clue.

It's going to be better than ours, isn't it? Gah!

How could it possibly be better than yours?

Wait, this means a bachelor party, right?

Sorta kinda. Rebecca and I have always thought a coed 'bachelor' party was the way to go. Rebecca was talking toga party last night; I still want to conduct a sort of slave auction, where our friends offer up... services... to the highest bidder. Romans and slaves go together pretty well....

It's still a long way off, so it may be totally different, but I don't think anyone will be disappointed.

[identity profile] rsheslin.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like fun -- I'm sure we could find a baby sitter for such an important occasion!

(Anonymous) 2004-06-09 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, *RAY* was talking toga. And guilty pleasures, for that matter. All I said, I think, was that men feel more comfortable indulging in guilty pleasures than women do, in general, but I want plenty of them for our party. And from there it somehow spiraled out of control.

I still REALLY don't know about the auction idea. With fake money, maybe, I guess. I don't think people would play with real money, and...well, I'm not wild about it.

But hey it's not all about me. All I want to say is I want it to be things that are genuinely entertaining, not just stupid. And at LEAST a week before the wedding--none of this hung over the day of stuff.

correlation?

[identity profile] aaronjv.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You get married, the Gipper dies...hmmm...maybe this *IS* a good thing!

CONGRATULATIONS!

[identity profile] therrin.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What wonderful news.

I promise to keep an eye out for the horsemen, but contrary to Aaron's talk of correlation, I doubt it will be necessary. :-P

becoming conventional

[identity profile] rsheslin.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I, too, was wondering who was going to officiate.

How very cool! Personally, I highly recommend marriage for those who have found the right partner. Now we just have to convince Greg that wearing the Tusken Raider outfit as a groom is perfectly acceptable, and we'll have sewn up most of the long-term livers-in-sin.

So, when are you going to have kids?

[as she bats her lashes innocently]

Re: becoming conventional

[identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
So, when are you going to have kids?

Never! HAhahahahahaha!

Re: becoming conventional

[identity profile] rsheslin.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh*

You disappoint me. I was expecting something along the lines of, "It depends how they're marinated."

;)

[identity profile] mersh.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
wow! congratulations to you both!!

[identity profile] the-undertow.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
CONGRATS!!! need a photographer ;]
ive seen worse rings, although, those are pretty awful.


for instance, this ring is a pricey $2,000,000.

[identity profile] oohbarracuda.livejournal.com 2004-06-05 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
CONGRATS!






...and finally! Hehehe.

Congrats

(Anonymous) 2004-06-06 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I said it last night, but it bears repeating. CONGRATS. I'm happy for the two of you. You've been together for so long that it seems just a ceremony to confirm that which we already knew, but I'm glad you're both comfortable taking that step (finally!!).

-Judy

Ditto

(Anonymous) 2004-06-06 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What my wife said. Maybe you should just get everyone to officiate the wedding, though I suppose you have to leave someone to be the witnesses.

It's a long time coming and it should be an even longer time being (once it's done. I suppose you can be engaged now for another 17 years, then get married.)

-Phil

Re: Ditto

[identity profile] aaronjv.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you can be engaged now for another 17 years, then get married.)

Yeah, do that!

Do the Greg and Lisa routine, and stay engaged for a decade or so.

Why the hell does everyone want you to get married? I thought it was so cool that you weren't. It was just another one of the MANY jewels in your and B's COOL CROWNS.

Anyway, you're just replacing one gem for another, more socially acceptable one. Your fly lustre will always outshine many.

So now, if I ever get health insurance, Kirsten and I are going to get divorced.

Re: Ditto

[identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Your fly lustre will always outshine many.

Man, you gotta stop hittin' the sauce.

[identity profile] stevenkaye.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Belated congratulations! But I thought everyone loved blimps.

[identity profile] fourcorners.livejournal.com 2004-06-09 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, congratulations!

[identity profile] toren-atkinson.livejournal.com 2004-06-10 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I waited to long to ask Mike. Progratulations! (I hate those stinking con-gratulations - they're so negative!)

[identity profile] rizwank.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Gents, I've discovered that the ring works a remarkable hypnotic effect on the female. As you pour your heart out, just move the ring slightly from side to side and watch the birdlike gaze of your sweetheart follow the shiny object. Soon they realize that the only way to get the shiny thing is to say "Yes".

I need to write this down for future reference.

[identity profile] essentialsaltes.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to be of service!