From the shallow end of the gene pool

[essentialsaltes]

Her age exceeded her IQ some time ago, I'm afraid.

Edited to add: I looked at her userinfo page, and my brain started to rot. I figured she was probably 12, so I was cutting her some slack. But she's 22! Let's learn some more about Kristen, shall we?

Hi There! My name is Kristen.
My hobbies are journaling, watching movies, watching the weather channel, I <3 the weather ... Going to the movies, Renting movies, Going to the beach, & Playing golf. I work full time at a Golf Resort here in town & I <3 it.
I love being sarcastic, when I want to be.
Favorites: My favorite color(s) Yellow & Pink.
My favorite singer is JUSTiN TiMBERLAKE.
My favorite resturaunt is The Olive Garden.
My favorite animal is a Dolphin & I <3 sea turtles.

Who knew that watching movies, going to movies and renting movies were three different hobbies?

Comments

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

Damn, it's gone now.

Anyway, she posted to the physics community something like.

"Um, if you're physic, do you only pick up negative things, or do you pick up positive vibes about people too? I mostly get negative thoughts about people."

I will use my physic powers to predict that she'll never win a Nobel Prize.

movies

[the-undertow.livejournal.com]

personally...i like to rent movies then stare at them as they sit there on top of the vcr.

Re: movies

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

Shawn has a tendency to rent two movies, maybe watch one, then let the other collect a day's worth of late fees before returning it unwatched. It's something of a ritual.

*sigh*

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could watch movies.

Her hobby is watching the weather channel?!?

She makes more money than me, and probably always will.

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