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essentialsaltes) wrote2007-04-29 10:51 am
essentialsaltes) wrote2007-04-29 10:51 am
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The League Sinister
League Sinister was last night. An excellent LARP of second-rate villains trying to make the big time... admission into the League Sinister. There were two vacancies in the League, due to the nobadnik activities of certain superheroes. For what it's worth, the game was set in the 1960's.
I was playing Dr. Eugen Knauer, a Nazi scientist (formerly involved with the Lebensborn project) sometimes known as Dr. Eugenics. With my DNA injection gun, I can temporarily transform my middle aged self into a powerful Aryan Übermensch... or transform my victims with the degenerate DNA of the lesser races, making them feebleminded and weak.
Like all of the villains, I was very busy executing capers to gain prestige. And this necessitated forming teams of villains as well, relying on their particular expertise to navigate the difficulties of the capers. I took part in enough capers that I really don't remember it all, or who was involved on which caper, but here are some highlights.
Madame Ice came to me early on, wondering if I would be interested in helping to liberate a monkey from a Soviet research lab. I happened to know that this monkey had been transplanted with Lenin's brain, and I had no particular love for the Soviets. My other underground Nazi friends would be counting on me to eliminate the Lenin-monkey, and now I knew that a race was on. I assembled my team and, though we had some difficulty with the Red Army, Mr. Franco's reputation as a hired gun is by no means exaggerated. After dispatching with the Army and the ape guards, he put a very professional end to the Lenin-monkey.
I went on a couple failed missions led by well-dressed criminal mastermind Aaron Vanek and spent some time in jail.
Since I had recently kidnapped one of her chief candy scientists, I knew Miss Pixie was not likely to be an ally. Nor was it a great surprise when I heard from my laboratory assistant that the scientist had been re-kidnapped. I agreed to go on a mission for Electroshock in return for his help and muscle on a re-re-kidnapping.
Electroshock was on a mission of revenge against the Paci-Fist, who had a strange lair in Shangri-La or some similar locale. It was a difficult fight, but with the aid of some powerful villains Electroshock was able to beat the Paci-Fist. Just as Electroshock was about to cast the uperhero from a high Tibetan crag, I stayed his hand and offered him the services of DER EXTRACTOR, my fiendish deathtrap. Nothing loth to see the Paci-Fist suffer further, Electroshock placed the hero in Der Extractor and watched with glee as it sucked the power, blood and DNA from his body. The Paci-Fist, one of the members of the Liberty Corps, was dead! And I had his genetic essence! Mwahahaha!
We villains moved on to attacking Miss Pixie's candy factory. The Pinky Winkies were no match for my potent allies, and after my scientific training got us through the dangerous areas of the factory, we re-re-kidnapped Dr. Billy Bahnke and replaced him in my mountain laboratory.
In a later conversation, Miss Pixie felt badly used by this exchange. Eventually, I cried out, "I kidnäpped him fïrst!" Somehow, this seemed like a totally logical argument as to why I should retain his services.
Another mission involved a possible fight with Porpoise Girl, another of the Liberty Corps. As she not only has superpowers, but is also of racially pure stock, I wanted to get some tissue samples from her. I gladly joined on to the caper, first helping to disguise the nuclear submarine as a convincing sperm whale. Our villanous crew was so large that when we met Porpoise Girl, she was unwilling to fight, and sent her lobster army after us. After we (barely) defeated the lobsters, Porpoise Girl moved to withdraw and the Communist villains in charge of the caper wanted to go on with the mission, rather than chase down Porpoise Girl. Fortunately, some of the others, like me, were more interested in Porpoise Girl and the villains split up. I believe it was the Scarlet Penny and Mr. Davison who kept her busy enough in battle that I could use my injection gun to sap away her strength. I took the medical samples from her helpless body and watched as she was tossed into a death trap. However, this trap was not made with Austrian craftsmanship and failed to execute her. My trap was the only one that functioned correctly the entire evening.
In addition to Porpoise Girl, I got blood samples from many other heroes and villains: the Lenin-monkey, the Paci-Fist, Squirrel (of Moose & Squirrel), Aaron Vanek, Mute Ion (who turned out to be the anagrammatic Mountie), Bear, Hippie Girl and The Poet. No doubt with these superior genetic samples, I will be able to improve the efficacy of my Injection Gun. Even if Madame Ice was the one admitted into the League (SoulFire having escaped his imprisonment with the help of the X-Static Soviet) my plans have advanced a great deal. One can look forward to a world run along eugenic lines, with perfect specimens living beautiful lives, while served by inferior stock who will ultimately be exterminated and replaced by modern automation. To the Future!
Click image for more photos from the game.
I was playing Dr. Eugen Knauer, a Nazi scientist (formerly involved with the Lebensborn project) sometimes known as Dr. Eugenics. With my DNA injection gun, I can temporarily transform my middle aged self into a powerful Aryan Übermensch... or transform my victims with the degenerate DNA of the lesser races, making them feebleminded and weak.
Like all of the villains, I was very busy executing capers to gain prestige. And this necessitated forming teams of villains as well, relying on their particular expertise to navigate the difficulties of the capers. I took part in enough capers that I really don't remember it all, or who was involved on which caper, but here are some highlights.
Madame Ice came to me early on, wondering if I would be interested in helping to liberate a monkey from a Soviet research lab. I happened to know that this monkey had been transplanted with Lenin's brain, and I had no particular love for the Soviets. My other underground Nazi friends would be counting on me to eliminate the Lenin-monkey, and now I knew that a race was on. I assembled my team and, though we had some difficulty with the Red Army, Mr. Franco's reputation as a hired gun is by no means exaggerated. After dispatching with the Army and the ape guards, he put a very professional end to the Lenin-monkey.
I went on a couple failed missions led by well-dressed criminal mastermind Aaron Vanek and spent some time in jail.
Since I had recently kidnapped one of her chief candy scientists, I knew Miss Pixie was not likely to be an ally. Nor was it a great surprise when I heard from my laboratory assistant that the scientist had been re-kidnapped. I agreed to go on a mission for Electroshock in return for his help and muscle on a re-re-kidnapping.
Electroshock was on a mission of revenge against the Paci-Fist, who had a strange lair in Shangri-La or some similar locale. It was a difficult fight, but with the aid of some powerful villains Electroshock was able to beat the Paci-Fist. Just as Electroshock was about to cast the uperhero from a high Tibetan crag, I stayed his hand and offered him the services of DER EXTRACTOR, my fiendish deathtrap. Nothing loth to see the Paci-Fist suffer further, Electroshock placed the hero in Der Extractor and watched with glee as it sucked the power, blood and DNA from his body. The Paci-Fist, one of the members of the Liberty Corps, was dead! And I had his genetic essence! Mwahahaha!
We villains moved on to attacking Miss Pixie's candy factory. The Pinky Winkies were no match for my potent allies, and after my scientific training got us through the dangerous areas of the factory, we re-re-kidnapped Dr. Billy Bahnke and replaced him in my mountain laboratory.
In a later conversation, Miss Pixie felt badly used by this exchange. Eventually, I cried out, "I kidnäpped him fïrst!" Somehow, this seemed like a totally logical argument as to why I should retain his services.
Another mission involved a possible fight with Porpoise Girl, another of the Liberty Corps. As she not only has superpowers, but is also of racially pure stock, I wanted to get some tissue samples from her. I gladly joined on to the caper, first helping to disguise the nuclear submarine as a convincing sperm whale. Our villanous crew was so large that when we met Porpoise Girl, she was unwilling to fight, and sent her lobster army after us. After we (barely) defeated the lobsters, Porpoise Girl moved to withdraw and the Communist villains in charge of the caper wanted to go on with the mission, rather than chase down Porpoise Girl. Fortunately, some of the others, like me, were more interested in Porpoise Girl and the villains split up. I believe it was the Scarlet Penny and Mr. Davison who kept her busy enough in battle that I could use my injection gun to sap away her strength. I took the medical samples from her helpless body and watched as she was tossed into a death trap. However, this trap was not made with Austrian craftsmanship and failed to execute her. My trap was the only one that functioned correctly the entire evening.
In addition to Porpoise Girl, I got blood samples from many other heroes and villains: the Lenin-monkey, the Paci-Fist, Squirrel (of Moose & Squirrel), Aaron Vanek, Mute Ion (who turned out to be the anagrammatic Mountie), Bear, Hippie Girl and The Poet. No doubt with these superior genetic samples, I will be able to improve the efficacy of my Injection Gun. Even if Madame Ice was the one admitted into the League (SoulFire having escaped his imprisonment with the help of the X-Static Soviet) my plans have advanced a great deal. One can look forward to a world run along eugenic lines, with perfect specimens living beautiful lives, while served by inferior stock who will ultimately be exterminated and replaced by modern automation. To the Future!
Click image for more photos from the game.
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Headlines of the day
Brain of Lenin Stolen By Running-Dog Capitalists
HAHAHA... those foolish leftists had no idea that the monkey had been killed. Since (?) we knew that others were interested in kidnapping/freeing the monkey, Mr. Franco saw to it that everything looked like a kidnapping. But Lenin was dead Dead DEAD!!! MWahahahaha!
VILLAINS BREAK INTO BATTLESUIT LABS, STEAL EXPERIMENTAL DEVICE
Prototype Electrical Amplifier Stolen; Electroshock Believed Responsible
OPPENHEIMER DIAMOND STOLEN FROM GALERIE MODERNE
Oddly Costumed Window Washers Made Off With Diamond, Claims Witness
MISS PIXIE AND ZUT LEFOUTRE DEFEATED AT FORT KNOX BY PUBLIC DEFENDER
ROBBERY FOILED BY CHEMOCORP SECURITY
Villains 'The Spade' and 'The Poet' Driven Off By Brave Security Guards
AARON VANEK, HIPPY GIRL, DR. EUGENICS, MUTE ION APPREHENDED BY COMMANDER BATTLESUIT
Attempted Kidnapping of Battlebit Foiled By Hero
Ignominious, I know
PROFESSOR VYSOTSKY LIBERATED FROM SOVIETS BY MADAME ICE
I helped! Fat lot of good it did me.
FAMOUS 'STAR OF INDIA' STOLEN BY THE SWAMI
LUC LECLAIR, HIPPY GIRL LOSE FIGHT WITH MOOSE
"It was embarrassing to watch, eh?" says witness
GOLDEN SUN TEMPLE IN CHINA DESTROYED BY ELECTROSHOCK
Dozens of peaceful monks murdered by American supervillain
VANEK, OTHERS APPREHENDED BY COMMANDER BATTLESUIT...AGAIN
Second Attempted Kidnapping of Battlebit In A Week Foiled By Tireless Crusader
I told you, Herr Vanek, they are on to us!
CEO OF CHEMOCORP FOUND DEAD IN VAT OF VERDIGRIS
Rhyming Supervillain 'The Poet' Believed Responsible
X-31 X-TERMINATOR STOLEN BY HIPPY GIRL AND THE BERETED 3
Villains disguised as washing machine repairmen steal prototype energy weapon
MOUNTIE DEFEATED BY BEAR
Canadian superhero The Mountie, once thought dead, defeated on live television by Soviet supervillain
SOULFIRE RETURNS FROM EXILE ON PLANET X
World Trembles In Fear Of Supervillain's Fiery Vengeance
PACI-FIST MURDERED IN NAZI TORTURE MACHINE
Superhero and man of peace dies at the hands of Dr. Eugenics and Electroshock
MWAHAHAHAHahahahahahaHAHAHAHHahahahaha!
BATTLEBIT CAPTURED BY AARON VANEK
Third time the charm for Vanek, allies; Commander Battlesuit vows revenge after sidekick's escape
Perhaps he will shut up now that he's finally succeeded.
ABBY HOFFMAN, 50,000 HIPPIES LEVITATE PENTAGON
Department of Defense headquarters levitates 10 feet off ground as peace protesters chant
ZUT LEFOUTRE, LUC LECLAIR, AND X-STATIC SOVIET STEAL CROWN JEWELS
SOOTY BARK DISEASE DECIMATES MAPLE TREES
Luc LeClair establishes monopoly over world's remaining supply of maple syrup; hungry breakfasters urge their governments to negotiate
WONDER CANUCK'S SECRET IDENTITY REVEALED
Red and white superhero's true identity was Saskatchewan lumberjack Wesley LePenn, described by co-workers as "mild-mannered"
PRESIDENT KENNEDY KIDNAPPED BY SCARLET PENNY
Chief executive forced to play air hockey against supervillain on electrified table; nation watches in horror as event is televised live
SCARLET PENNY CLAIMS RULERSHIP OF MAINE AFTER AIR HOCKEY VICTORY
and last, but not least -
NUCLEAR MISSILES IN CUBA
Porpoise Girl, army of lobsters unable to prevent deployment of Soviet missiles ninety miles off Florida coast
Sure, the Soviets got what they wanted, but Dr. Eugen Knauer got Porpoise Girl's Precious Bodily Fluids!
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Sounds very kewl!!!!
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But I took pictures (more if anyone wants to see):