True Facts

[essentialsaltes]

14% of my friends hate apples.
70% of my friends get hungry for an apple (or pear) after contemplating a survey about eating apples.
80% of my friends have no preferred apple-eating orientation.

Google is God
I confess I feel an overwhelming non-carnal love for Google, which is even more important than Google's (near)-omniscience, (near)-omnipresence and presumed immortality in convincing me.

In other news...

Sectoral heterochromia

and a bad case of cute.
(But someone tell Kate to fix her lipstick. Remember, it's air-kissies.)

Comments

[popepat.livejournal.com]

My friend kellyfaerie, who many of you have LARPed with, has that distinction as well. Actually, she has complete heterochromia. Boy, to think we used to burn heterochromics as witches!

[perforation.livejournal.com]

i love eyes like that! sigh, i wish i had something coo like that :\

[randbot.livejournal.com]

How do you know she doesn't have sectoral heterochromia of the lips as well?

[essentialsaltes.livejournal.com]

OMGZ, you're right. I've been so insensitive! Kate, babe, I'm sorry.

[bestepisodeever.livejournal.com]

I was eating a pear the other day, and I noticed that the stem points left when I have it in my right hand, but it points right when I have it in my left. I think I just like it pointing away from my body, not because of weird psychological problems, but because the thumb rests more comfortably on the bottom.