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essentialsaltes) wrote2004-08-03 03:57 pm
Fantastic AIR limerick
This month, the mini Annals of Improbable Research called for limericks to summarize the following research report:
"Difference Between a Testis and an Ovary,"
R.V. Short, Journal of Experimental Zoology, vol. 281,
no. 5, August 1998, pp. 359-61.
INVESTIGATOR BRIAN FIES:
After eons of fumbling about
Short's findings removed any doubt.
To tell ov'ry from testis
The test that works best is
To see if it's inside or out.
"Difference Between a Testis and an Ovary,"
R.V. Short, Journal of Experimental Zoology, vol. 281,
no. 5, August 1998, pp. 359-61.
INVESTIGATOR BRIAN FIES:
After eons of fumbling about
Short's findings removed any doubt.
To tell ov'ry from testis
The test that works best is
To see if it's inside or out.
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