essentialsaltes: (Devilbones)
essentialsaltes ([personal profile] essentialsaltes) wrote2012-11-30 01:14 pm
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Unicorns exist!

North Korean scientists have verified "a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668)," confirming historical reports.

This also must be a shot in the arm for Biblical literalists, who have been confounded by smart alecky comments about unicorns in the Bible. Of course King Tongmyong's unicorn was a little Asian looking, but then again the Bible doesn't say much about the appearance of the unicorn anyway.