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essentialsaltes) wrote2007-05-22 03:10 pm
essentialsaltes) wrote2007-05-22 03:10 pm
One-upsmanship, or should that be one-upspersonhood?
A small group of protesters gathered at Falwell's funeral. I wonder if they carried signs that said "God Loves Fags". Anyway, as a counterprotest, and having carefully considered the teachings of Jesus, one Liberty University student decided to turn his cheek. And by "turn his cheek", I mean "build some homemade bombs".
Fortunately, science education is not very advanced at Liberty; law enforcement officials believe the bombs "would not have been very destructive". With luck, the kid'll go to prison and get an education. And by "get an education", I mean "get some quality state-sponsored education entirely free from religious dogma".
"No national Republicans attended Tuesday's funeral, including none of the GOP presidential candidates. All said they were too busy."
Burn!
Fortunately, science education is not very advanced at Liberty; law enforcement officials believe the bombs "would not have been very destructive". With luck, the kid'll go to prison and get an education. And by "get an education", I mean "get some quality state-sponsored education entirely free from religious dogma".
"No national Republicans attended Tuesday's funeral, including none of the GOP presidential candidates. All said they were too busy."
Burn!